The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?

Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn't mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it

As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.